My journey through marriage, affairs, divorce, being a Mom, sexual rebirth, online dating, failed relationships, and lots of sex. Habit forming, one small thing at a time. One of the keys to making lasting and positive changes in our lives is developing habits. One day at a time. Eating well is easier if we just get into the habit of making the right choice, day after day.

Some mistakes are too good not to share. Give this guy the finger. Marriage advice from my unmarried boss. How to argue with a misogynist. This is why my assistant quit. My boss is obsessed with my husband.

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When something triggers my memory, I try to write it down. Or the stories will be gone forever, I fear. Did you watch the TV show, Mash? You never.

When my ass talks, people listen. By years of feeding gluttonous demons. Who refuse to be satiated. Scarred by an unquenchable thirst for transgressions. Found in the bottom of bottles. As they attempt to cover a multitude of sins. Your knees for sexual improprieties. I am not frightened by the idea of everlasting nothingness. When the path I walk in life. Cotton sheets snap in the breeze.

I often hear my fellow moms say they just want to go to the bathroom alone that they want some privacy when nature calls. Not in my entire life. You can also subscribe to my blog. And never miss a new post. A Snake, an Ass, and a Chupacabra Walk into a Bar.

Why must you always be gallivanting? You are such a monkey. Wednesday, June 03, 2015. Mildly complicated and gently momentous news! This is my last post in this space, here on Blogger. Is now alive and well elsewhere in its new home on my proper new website. This space no longer feels right to me.